Od czasu do czasu, na skutek pomyłek google translate, dochodzi do małych nieporozumień. Zastanawiam się wtedy, czy - zamiast o sobie - nie powinienem pisać np. na temat wędkarstwa albo rekonstrukcji historycznej - ale z drugiej strony może jednak lepiej wciąż pisać o czymś, na czym się znam.
Fajny przykład działania programu, przy czym tutaj pięknie przetłumaczył całe zdanie (co się rzadko zdarza), ale zmienił jego wartość logiczną! To jest bardzo częste, google translate po prostu ignoruje słowo "nie":
"Dziesięć lat temu myślałem, że to może być jakaś choroba psychiczna, ale
nie pogłębiło się to od tamtej pory, więc dzisiaj jestem zmuszony
uznać, że to chyba tylko mój charakter."
English: "Ten years ago, I thought it might be a mental illness, but it has deepened since then, so today I am forced to conclude that it's probably just my nature."
English: "Ten years ago, I thought it might be a mental illness, but it has deepened since then, so today I am forced to conclude that it's probably just my nature."
W tym przypadku muszę przyznać, że wersja google ma większą wartość literacką, to zdanie jest genialne. Ale ktoś może zacząć myśleć: "OMG (or: WTF), am I going to live my entire life with a mentally ill person?"
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Moja Księżniczka przesłała mi kilka kawałów o Seklerach (Székely), czyli Węgrach zamieszkujących Transylwanię (Erdély). Szacunek dla nich, ale kawały są spoko:
"The székely and his son are collecting fruits in the garden, the son asks tha father: "Father, what will we make from these fruits? "If your mother will be well, we will make marmalede, if not, pálinka." "
"The székely, son and wife are transfering wood on a wóz when they have an accident and all of them get under the wood. After an hour the man comes out of the wood and starts to smoke, after an other hour the son comes out and he also starts to smoke with the father, after an other hour the son asks the father: "Father, don't we help the mother to come out from under the wood? Father asnwers: "Why? She doesn't smoke." "
"The székely young man marries a romanian woman and the father gaves him advices for the honey moon. "When you go home hold her in your arms to show that the székely is strong then throw her to the bed to show that the székely is proud and you know what to do later." The next day the man come to tell the father what was last night. "I held her in my arms to show the székely is strong, i thrown her to bed to show that the székely is proud" "And later" - asked the father. "I masturbated in front of her to show that the székely is independent and autonomous." "
Zrobiło się politycznie, więc na koniec coś uniwersalnego:
"Székely and wife are going on a wóz. There is a huge thunderstorm. A thunder goes 50 metres next to them. Székely says: "Na". They are going forward, and another thunder strucks 20 metres next to them. Székely says: "Na". They are moving forward, the next thunder kills his wife. The székely says: "Na, this is it." "
("Na" to takie jakby nasze "no" (tak zresztą mniej więcej się to czyta, jak już mówiłem, "a" jest bliższe naszego "o"), wiecie o co chodzi, ostatnie zdanie brzmi: "No, w końcu." - chyba słyszałem ten kawał w Polsce.)
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Moja Księżniczka przesłała mi kilka kawałów o Seklerach (Székely), czyli Węgrach zamieszkujących Transylwanię (Erdély). Szacunek dla nich, ale kawały są spoko:
"The székely and his son are collecting fruits in the garden, the son asks tha father: "Father, what will we make from these fruits? "If your mother will be well, we will make marmalede, if not, pálinka." "
"The székely, son and wife are transfering wood on a wóz when they have an accident and all of them get under the wood. After an hour the man comes out of the wood and starts to smoke, after an other hour the son comes out and he also starts to smoke with the father, after an other hour the son asks the father: "Father, don't we help the mother to come out from under the wood? Father asnwers: "Why? She doesn't smoke." "
"The székely young man marries a romanian woman and the father gaves him advices for the honey moon. "When you go home hold her in your arms to show that the székely is strong then throw her to the bed to show that the székely is proud and you know what to do later." The next day the man come to tell the father what was last night. "I held her in my arms to show the székely is strong, i thrown her to bed to show that the székely is proud" "And later" - asked the father. "I masturbated in front of her to show that the székely is independent and autonomous." "
Zrobiło się politycznie, więc na koniec coś uniwersalnego:
"Székely and wife are going on a wóz. There is a huge thunderstorm. A thunder goes 50 metres next to them. Székely says: "Na". They are going forward, and another thunder strucks 20 metres next to them. Székely says: "Na". They are moving forward, the next thunder kills his wife. The székely says: "Na, this is it." "
("Na" to takie jakby nasze "no" (tak zresztą mniej więcej się to czyta, jak już mówiłem, "a" jest bliższe naszego "o"), wiecie o co chodzi, ostatnie zdanie brzmi: "No, w końcu." - chyba słyszałem ten kawał w Polsce.)
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